Showing posts with label newfoundlanders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label newfoundlanders. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Top Five Signs...

...That Your Plane Is Definitely Bound For Newfoundland:
  1. You notice a disproportionate amount of passengers sporting mesh "Arctic Cat" ball caps, post-Movember expired mustaches and seven-month-along maternity beer guts. 
  2. Despite how smooth the flight is, several travelers maintain white-knuckled grips on the armrests of their chairs or are tapping out an incessant Morse Code S.O.S. of barely restrained terror with their cowboy-booted feet.
  3. There are more gold chains present then at an A3C Festival.   
  4. Aerial manoeuvres more ambitious then a 10 degree roll are accompanied by charming homilies of panic such as "Holy f#@$!!!" or "Jesus Christ, I don't know 'bout 'dis!"
  5. After realizing that the flight desk has only called rows twenty and higher to board, a passenger turns to his buddy and says "Oh, we're not s'posed to get on 'er yet, brud!  Gives us time fer anudder beer, 'dough, ay, bye?!"
EPIC:  Okay, so we might not be too keen on air travel, but we're quick to help those who are...

http://www.canada.com/news/9-11-anniversary/Plane+people+return+Newfoundland+remember+hospitality/5385483/story.html

FAIL: Hey, at least we don't act like this jack-hole...