Monday, June 6, 2011

Chapter the One

Hello, Voracious Readers!


I was AFK for the past eight days so I didn't get a chance to write anything new.  Since I don't think that's fair to those of you who check this space every week I wanted to offer up something to (A) tide you over 'til next week and (B) dovetail nicely with the "On Writing" series I'm currently smack-dab in the middle of right now.


So, I humbly present for your consideration, the first chapter of my novel...

-Your Humble Host



CHAPTER ONE


“Tell us more about the Frostfire Wars, Justinian!” Valarius cried.
The sage winced at the boy’s request.  He could read no more small print today, his fading eyesight and the late evening angle of the sun were all conspiring against him.  Worse, an ominous feeling crept up on him midway through today’s lecture and it continued to dog him.  His two pupils seemed unusually interested in the history of Heldmark.  Logic dictated that his fears were unfounded and he smiled in spite of himself.  Their enthusiasm to learn tempted Justinian to continue, but he discounted this as sheer folly. 
‘Best not to press my luck,’ he thought.
“Let him go, Val!” whispered Tyrian as he punched his older brother in the small of the back.  “The old wind-bag’s finally stopped chattering, be thankful.”
Valarius twisted around and silenced Tyrian with a dirty look.
“I’m sorry, Justinian,” Valarius said, sounding exasperated.  “Please go on.”
The aged tutor locked sights with the curly-haired, grinning whelp sitting at the far end of the table. 
‘Rude, arrogant little snit,’ he thought then made a conscious effort to say something different.
“No, my boy.  For once, your brother is right,” the historian said, making sure to smile back at Tyrian, who began to stew.
Justinian got to his feet, taking off his tiny spectacles and depositing them in one of a dozen pockets in his robe.  He gestured towards the window, its intricate stained glass shutters thrown wide to the world.
“It’s much too nice a day  to be imprisoned indoors listening to the dry tales of a doddering old man,” sighed Justinian.
He turned away from his two students to stare out the window in despair.  Tyrian rolled his eyes as Valarius pleaded with him to help console their tutor.  After getting only ridicule in return, Valarius took up his textbook and approached Justinian, who was now convulsed in a fit of weeping.
“Hey, come on, Justin,” Valarius said, rattled by the old man’s breakdown.  “Please don’t cry.  We really enjoy your stories, don’t we Tyrian?”
Valarius waved at his brother, trying to coax him into saying something.  Tyrian responded by kicking his feet up on the desk, making gagging noises and giggling under his breath.  It took some time for him to regain any semblance of composure.
“Oh, certainly,” said Tyrian as he mimed a sober face.  “Truly spellbinding.”
“See?” Valarius offered.
Critical seconds past.
Justinian sighed like a bad stage actor, his back still turned away.
“No, my boy.  I know the truth.  You and your brother find me to be a bore.  I can go on...no longer!”
Valarius was about to protest as he reached out towards his tutor.  Justinian whirled around in a flash and bellowed, causing his young pupil to flail back a few paces.  Tyrian was equally struck, falling backwards in his chair, a mass of limbs and curses.
“Besides, my time is up for the day!” shouted the old sage as he whirled about the room, snatching up his belongings like a crazed raven.
He jumped over the prostrate form of Tyrian and paused by the doorway.
“I’ll see you both tomorrow, same time and place,” he said, grinning mischievously.  When he continued it was in a deep voice.  “Don’t be late, children.  I’ll be waiting!”
He fluttered out of the room and was gone.
For several moments, Valarius and Tyrian remained fixed in place, listening to Justinian’s cackles reverberating down the hall.  Finally Tyrian was able to assemble what was left of his wits and stand up.  Valarius went over to help him, but Tyrian just glared at his brother’s offer.
“I tell you, sometimes I think they got mixed up and sent the court fool to teach us!” Tyrian said as he adjusted his tunic.  “We should tell Syrach that the old bastard’s mind is finally shot.”
“Well, if you think so,” Valarius said as he made a move towards the door.  Tyrian  lashed out and grabbed the taller, slimmer boy by the arm.
“No, you idiot, I was just kidding!” Tyrian said, making his brother wince.  “That’s all I need.  He’d probably blame me for driving him over the edge.”
To punctuate the point, Tyrian gave Valarius a firm shake.
“Now,” he said, “If I read that sun right, the knights are still on the field.  If we hurry, we should be able to catch the last few tilts...”
Tyrian was through the door before he realized that Valarius wasn’t behind him.  He was about to protest when the older boy cut him off.
“You go.  I’m just going to stay here and read a bit more.”
The stocky boy remained there for a moment, roasting his brother with his best ‘disgusted’ face.  He stalked back over and seized him by the shoulders.  Each time Valarius tried to look away, Tyrian shook him to get his attention.
“Val, how many times do I hafta tell you these things?  You’re playing right into Syrach’s hands.  I know you better than that; you’ve got less interest in this than I do!”
Tyrian snatched the textbook out of his brother’s hand and waved it in front of his face.  It’s sole function exhausted, Tyrian threw it onto the table where it landed with a bang and slid a few feet.
Valarius had to admit that his younger brother was right.  Their father was constantly pushing them towards their books, in fact, he was almost fanatical about it.  The last time Syrach found out that they’d gone to watch the knights, he’d punished them both.  And what was their punishment?  More reading, of course.
But something about today’s lesson really interested him.  Even Tyrian seemed relatively subdued during Justinian’s lecture, though he would never admit it.  Today everything the old tutor said was important.  It stirred up a passion within Valarius that he didn’t even know existed.  This alone was frightening.
Tyrian was looking at him with concern, waiting for a sign of agreement. 
“Not today,” the older boy said. 
What else could he say?  Did he actually think it would be possible to explain this to Tyrian?  If his brother shared any of these thoughts with him, he was hiding it well.
Tyrian pushed Valarius away and fired off a look of frustration.  He sighed, turned on his heel and stomped out of the room, all the while muttering about his brother’s state of helplessness.
Valarius had plenty of experience ignoring his brother’s tirades and this was no exception.  As soon as Tyrian turned his back, Valarius returned to his place at the big, dark oak desk.  He retrieved the tome and began to re-read the day’s lesson.
The poor lighting and small print caused his eyes to ache and his head to throb, but he couldn’t stop.  Valarius remained transfixed as he re-read the account of how an ancient tribe from Bresden crossed the Shadowridge Mountains during the First Age to tame a land unrivalled in its cruelty.  How their god Njorl, the High Father, led his chosen people, born from his own blood spilled during the mythical War of Creation, to this frozen land.  About King William’s attempt to subjugate them during the Frostfire Wars and the obliteration of the Cathold Fleet during the nearly twenty years of conflict that followed.
Valarius shook his head, overwhelmed not just by the stories, but his affinity for them.  He shut the cover of the book and turned to look out the window to try and imagine this far-away land.  A stirring of interest welled up within him, and the young student had nothing to compare it to.  It was exhilarating, to be sure, but something else.  Something reflected in the eyes of his younger brother.
That hadn’t been a look of concern on Tyrian’s face, it was fear.  Valarius felt frightened too, but he had no idea why.

***

Castle Syrach was the finest in all of Galadria.  Its corridors were crafted from the finest ivory stones from the Talos Archipelago and the walls were cloaked in tapestries which illustrated the nation’s turbulent history.  Down the central hall strode Valarius, on long legs that belied his age.  Up the stairwell he leapt, past the triple swords hung in honour of the Three Houses, and towards the chambers of Justinian.  He found the old fellow pouring over his lesson plan next to a mountain of books.  He was so absorbed that he failed to notice the approach of his student.
“Justinian!” Valarius panted, trying to regain his wind.  “I was hoping you might be able to answer some questions I have about today’s lesson.”
The sage felt his body go numb as he suspected that his worst fears were being realized.  His first impulse was to pay the boy no heed, but he quickly realized that this was a mistake.  Valarius was unaccustomed to being ignored and he had little tolerance for it.
“Justin, you stopped your lecture early today, and I want to know why!” he shouted, refusing to be dismissed.
The elderly tutor removed his spectacles and massaged his brow.  When he turned, Valarius was shocked by his countenance.  His eyes were awash with pity, fear and regret.  It unnerved the young man terribly.
“Justin, tell me, what is it?” Valarius whispered, afraid of the answer but driven by curiosity.
“You know something about all of this, something not in the text,” he pressed, waving the tome in front of his tutor’s nose.  “And if you value your future here, you’ll tell me what you know.”
The court scholar swivelled in his seat and stared at the boy.  He put a hand around his wrist.
“You have an active imagination, Valarius.  My words today have been like a spark in a tinderbox.”
Justinian managed to recover his smile.  He paused for a moment then turned back to his work.
“It’s all quite natural,” he continued.
“Natural?  What’s natural?  What are you talking about?” Valarius shouted.
Justinian began to show signs of exasperation, his voice was burdened by it as he spoke.
“You remind me of myself when I was your age.  Just like you I was somewhat sheltered and restless as a child.  I loved reading stories in history books; they let my imagination run free, but still kept me safe.  Do you understand what I’m saying?”
“Yes, but this is something different,” Valarius replied.  “There’s something about today’s lesson, it all seems so...”
The young nobleman searched for the right words, but gave up in frustration.
“I don’t know how to explain it.  I’m so confused.”
“Relax, my boy,” Justinian said, pained to see his pupil in such turmoil.  “It’s not worth getting worked up about.  You’ve just discovered something of great interest to you, that’s all.  There’s nothing wrong with that.”
Valarius flinched as the sage took hold of his other wrist and held him with a firm grip from both hand and eye.
“Just remember one thing.  Don’t get so wrapped up that you lose touch with the here and now.  Your father will have none of that.”
The young man was about to protest when Justinian jerked him closer, looking frantic.
“Just let it rest, son, it’s not worth obsessing over!  Promise me you won’t torment yourself over this?  Promise me you’ll forget about it?”
Unsettled by his tutor’s pleas, Valarius never felt more confused in his life.  He’d expected Justinian to have all the answers and to share them willingly.  Instead, the old man’s strange words and odd demeanour were conspiring to make him very uncomfortable.  Valarius tore away from his teacher and dashed off.
Justinian made a lunge for him and shouted his name, but to no avail.  The boy was gone.  The old scholar cursed himself and the trouble his arrogance had unleashed.  Calmly, he stood up and began to pack his belongings away in a trunk in anticipation of what was to come.

***

“I know why Justinian left.”
Tyrian eyed his brother with suspicion. 
They’d just finished their first class with the new tutor, a nervous, dull young man named Belesarius.  Though he hated to admit it, Tyrian already missed Justinian.  He missed the verbal sparring matches, the old man’s energy, and the presence of his own interest.  Today the topic was mathematics.  There’d been no mention of either Heldmark or the Frostfire Wars.  It was all so drab.
Tyrian would freely admit to one thing: no matter how dull the subject matter, Justinian’s sense of humour could always make it tolerable.  Now he was gone, and Tyrian was surprised by his own feelings of loss and regret.
His reaction to Justin’s departure was mild, however, compared to his brother’s.  Valarius acted strangely throughout the class, keeping silent and moping as if the old fellow perished in his arms last week.  A reaction was to be expected, but this was the first time his brother uttered a sound since the class began.
“Did you hear what I said?” Valarius pursued.
Tyrian was sceptical, given his brother’s conspiracy-minded reputation.  Besides, he had his own theories.
“Of course I know what happened!” Tyrian said with disgust.
He stopped in mid-stride, slammed himself into a nearby wall, and slid down it.  He sat there on the floor as chamberlains and stewards swished by in their ornate robes, ever silent but unable to keep their eyes off the two children of royalty.
“I drove him over the edge, didn’t I?  I guess it was only a matter of time.  I wonder if he killed himself?”
“No, of course not!” Valarius scolded.  “It’s got nothing to do with you!  Justinian had to leave; father dismissed him and told him never to come back!”
“That’s ridiculous!  Why would Syrach do that?  Justin was a much better teacher than that pasty, knock-kneed toad!”
Valarius smiled and Tyrian felt his face turn red.
“What?  So I liked the crazy old coot, big deal.”
Tyrian couldn’t tolerate his brother’s look of triumph and had to distract him.
“So?  What’s your big news?” he growled. 
“You remember Justinian’s lecture about Heldmark?”   
“Of course I do, you dolt!  I was there, remember?  Besides, I found it kind of...interesting.”
“You found it...what?” Valarius pounced.
Tyrian kicked himself for admitting this, but it was the truth.
“I said I thought it was interesting.  There, I said it.  Satisfied?”
“Yes, very,” Valarius said, sounding absent.  He turned away and tore off down the hall. 
Tyrian had seen that look in his brother’s eye countless times before, and since it usually preceded something terrible happening, a sinking feeling was instantly upon him.  The younger boy got to his feet, dusted himself off and fell into hot pursuit.
“Where do you think you’re going?” Tyrian shouted as he leapt into a jog.
Valarius was in a world within himself.   He raced into the main tower stairwell and took the steps two at a time.  Tyrian cursed his brother’s long legs, a gift they didn’t share.
“Val, if you don’t stop and tell me what’s going on, I swear, I’ll kill you tonight in your sleep!  I mean it!”
Instead of answering, the elder brother increased his pace up the spiral staircase.  Tyrian was beginning to get dizzy.
“If you’re gonna tell Syrach about this, you know what’ll happen!  I’ll end up beheaded.  You don’t want that on your conscience, do you?”
Still nothing.
Tyrian swore and then lost control of himself.  He surged forward and tackled Valarius, taking his spindly legs out from underneath him.  The two boys crashed to the steps, rolled down a few flights and came to rest in a heap in front of a doorway.  They wrestled amidst a chorus of grunts, threats and insults before Tyrian gained the upper hand and prepared to pummel some sense back into his older brother’s hide.
It was then that a shadow from the doorway slid over the two struggling youngsters on the floor.  Both boys quickly called a psychic truce and looked up to see their father towering over them, hands on his hips, glaring down in a most disconcerting fashion.
Tyrian was the first to find his voice.
“Ahem.  Why, hello, father!  How are you today?”
The silence that followed would have been punishment enough. 

***

To many an architect, the Main Audience Chamber of Governor Syrach was the greatest spectacle in all of Galadria.  The ivory stone tiles glistened in the sunlight that poured through the arched windows behind the dais.  Colourful mosaics covered the walls, depicting the long and proud lineage that gave Syrach his inherited wealth.  Before the triple spires of marble was the ornate throne where one man of three ruled a nation.  Plush looking cushions softened the chair’s hard appearance.  Galadrian runes made claim to the owner’s wealth while the ample gemstones that studded its surface confirmed it.  Indeed, a craftsman would regard this hall as nothing short of spectacular.
But for the two children shuffling before their father’s coiled wrath, this place was akin to the lowest pits of the Abyss.
Syrach sat back in his Seat of Office, his glaring face supported by a fist.  The Band of Station he wore rested heavily upon him, and his long dark hair had bleached under years of its weight.  Vibrant eyes, mirroring the inner well of strength that had allowed him to remain Senior Governor in Galadria’s plutocracy, were now turned upon his two sons.  They burned away at the blueprints for deception that his children were trying to draft in an effort to save themselves.
Shipping costs, new trade routes, distribution problems, renegade governors...all things that occupied Syrach in passing, but these two young men were ever paramount in his thoughts.  Recent events only served to realize Syrach’s worst fears.  Had Justinian loosed a wild animal that could never be caged again?  It had to be, or Syrach knew that his children were in danger of venturing down a path of self-destruction.
The governor told himself to remain calm.  Signs of visible distress would only fuel their suspicions.
“So,” he began.  “Perhaps you gentlemen would care to explain why you were attempting to kill one another in the stairwell just now?”
Tyrian felt perspiration beading on his face as he expected to swing from the gallows at any moment.  Although their father was addressing both of them, Tyrian knew better.  Syrach was talking to him exclusively.  He’d lived through far too many inquisitions like this to think anything different.  Because of his inability to speak effectively in his own defence, Tyrian often found himself blamed for everything from petty theft to crop drought.  It wasn’t that Syrach was a cruel man, he was just weak.  Tyrian knew he was easy pickings before his father’s pinpoint logic.
But this time things would be different.  This time he would defend his innocence.  He would be vindicated.
He would blame his brother for everything.
“Father, Valarius has gone insane!  He drove Justinian away and just then he tried to kill me and not only that, I think he had something to do with that broken Talosian urn you were talking about last...”
“Tyrian!”
“Ah, yes, father?”
Syrach needed to gauge the extent of the damage quickly, and he had little patience for this right now.
“You won’t help your cause by telling lies,” Syrach said.
He sat forward to his full height and began to smooth his moustache in a gesture his two children had come to associate with barely-checked anger.  He turned towards his elder, more reliable son and addressed him.
“Valarius, what’s going on here?”
Upon hearing his name, Valarius dislodged the stunned gaze he’d levelled at his little brother.  He knew that once again Tyrian’s voice had been dismissed.  Too many lies had reduced his words to the value of dirt.  But Valarius had little time to consider his brother’s plight.  He turned his mind to the business at hand, but it took several moments to rally his thoughts and prepare for battle.
“Father, why did Justinian leave?”
Syrach flinched, taken aback by his son’s candour.  The words were enough to puncture through his innards like a rapier-length icicle.  He gave a deep, wavering breath and hoped that his discomfort wasn’t half as obvious as he assumed it to be.
“He didn’t say,” Syrach replied, hoping a strong bluff would provide a good smokescreen.
Valarius studied his father, now convinced that his imagination was not deluding him after all.  He felt somewhat relieved that Tyrian had been silenced, since it insured that his accusation would not be dismissed in favour of the usual tirade.  Encouraged, he continued. 
“Why was Justinian forbidden to talk about Heldmark, father?”
Syrach knew where his son was going with this and knew that it had to be stopped quickly.  Just how to do this was another issue.  Pressed for some sort of reaction, he found himself shouting.
“Valarius, Justinian came to me himself last week and asked to leave because...”
Because?  Because, why?  Syrach found himself silent and desperate.  What could he say to put this issue to rest once and for all?   The answer came to him as he spied Tyrian edging towards the exit.  Before he could consider the repercussions, he lashed out at this last hope like a cornered badger. 
“Because your brother chose to torment him and misbehave during every one of his lectures!”
“That’s a lie!” Valarius shouted, then jumped in reaction to his own words echoing around the chamber.
By now, Tyrian was standing at the doors, blank-faced, with a finger pointed at his own chest.  Too many things were piling up at once.  The option to run away was very attractive, but before he could follow through, Cassandra entered the room.
Syrach was about to fly into his eldest son for his impudence when his wife came in.  The last thing he wanted now was for Cassandra to stumble upon this little disaster.  Her appearance obliterated what was left of his morale.  If Syrach thought himself a guardian for his children, then his wife was their champion and crusader.  Indeed, the knowledge of recent events would probably strike her dead.
Regrettably, this wasn’t much of an exaggeration.  Cassandra was a beautiful but sickly woman.  Her father, Baron Ulfius, was constantly frustrated by his inability to help his beloved daughter, despite all of his wealth.  And now Syrach could relate.
He would never forget the day his eyes first fell upon her.  He was with his father Letho at the time, both men part of the delegation that orchestrated the now-famous trade agreement between Cathold and Galadria.  Syrach thought her angelic at a glance, despite her illness.  Pale, statuesque, but sweet and shy, he was instantly smitten.  Both parents fostered their children’s attraction to one another and their wedding, which followed only three weeks later, was touted as symbolic of the pact of commerce that brought them together and united two nations as well.  Of course, the young newlyweds were quick to dismiss such notions as silly.
Their devotion to one another gave Cassandra a renewed will to live and Syrach the confidence to inherit an empire.  But the rigors of ruler ship and parenthood were beginning to take a toll on Cassandra of late.  Her childhood symptoms had returned recently: her appetite had dwindled, she slept almost constantly and she complained of chronic headaches.  Syrach knew now how Ulfius must have felt.  The finest physicians that money could buy were all dumbfounded by Cassandra’s malaise.
Perhaps he could do little for his wife’s frail constitution, but he could spare her grief whenever possible.  That meant putting an end to this threat quickly and quietly.
“I could hear shouting from my room,” Cassandra said, appraising the situation with a veteran’s eye.  “What’s going on here?”
“Nothing, my dear,” Syrach chuckled as he stood up and walked over to her, his Robes of Station sweeping the floor behind him.   “How are you feeling?”
Cassandra tousled her short, blonde hair and eyed her husband warily.  His evasiveness was so obvious it was almost amusing.
“What’s happening?” she repeated.
“Father’s a liar,” blurted Tyrian.
A vicious look fired over Cassandra’s shoulder made Tyrian regret his impulses.  He cowered by the door like a frightened puppy. 
Cassandra looked at each of them in turn, her gaze finally resting upon her husband.
“Syrach, please tell me what in Llelewyn’s name is going on before I lose my patience.”
The Governor swallowed nervously.  Whenever Cassandra swore it was a sure sign that she meant business
“Nothing, my dear,” Syrach said, putting his arm around his wife and steering her away from anxious eyes.  “The children are just concerned as to why Justinian left so suddenly...”
“Justinian left?  When?  Why?”
“As I was just telling Valarius, the old fellow came to me last Venerdis and told me he was leaving.  He said something about the behaviour of the...children.”
Cassandra pulled away so she could turn and look at her two sons
“Syrach, why didn’t you tell me?”
Sensing light ahead, he cut her off by embracing and kissing her.  The gambit worked and she was lost in stunned silence. 
“My dear,” he pressed, “I tried to spare you any concern.  You’ve been so ill these past few days, I thought it best to tell you later.  Please forgive me.”
Cassandra analyzed her husband’s words, his tone of voice, his disarming smile.  She concluded that there was something going on just beneath the surface.  She’d always liked Justinian, he was a skilled instructor who genuinely seemed fond of the children, including  Tyrian, despite what her youngest son said to the contrary.  Most importantly, though, the man was a paragon of patience, which is why she agreed to hire him in the first place.  His departure, just when the boys were beginning to mature, made no sense to her.
Nevertheless, her concerns were unfounded.  If Syrach could read her mind, he would admonish her for being so paranoid.  Indeed, he would be well within his rights to feel insulted.  She wished she could feel guilty about this, but given her husband’s often imperious approach to raising the children, it was hard to summon any sympathy for him.
What aggravated her much more was the way Syrach chose to shelter her again like some fragile doll.  She hated that; it reminded her of the smothering level of protection lavished upon her as a child.  Cassandra always suspected that Syrach had taken her father’s threats to heart but seeing this in practice was distressing.  If the thought wasn’t so considerate, she would have cause to be angry with him. The tide of irritation ebbed away under the auspices of her husband’s charming, lopsided grin.
For Syrach, Cassandra’s smile was the most comforting sight he’d seen all day.  He recognized it for what it was, the sort of look a mother gives to a child that has barely escaped punishment.  But he had no time to dwell on it, not when the end to the crisis was within reach.
Finally a united front, both parents turned to face their children,.  To their displeasure, if not surprise, Tyrian had dashed off during the interlude of distraction.  Syrach felt a pang of regret.  Once again he’d lashed out at Tyrian without consideration.  He could only wonder what his youngest was thinking right now.
His eldest son was concerning him as well.  The look of determination in his eyes was unnerving.  Any remnant of suspicion had to be rooted out, it had to be broken.
“So, Valarius, there you have it.  Now, I know you’ll miss Justinian, but his decision was for the best.  He was getting old and his patience for children was wearing thin.  He’ll be much happier now.  Do you understand?”
The silence that followed was disturbing.  Syrach was sure that Cassandra would react to it, but before that could happen, Valarius spoke up.
“Yes,” his voice cracked, but he smiled for the first time.  “Yes, I understand.”
Cassandra broke away from her husband and walked over to her son.  She crouched down beside him to offer comfort.
“It was only a matter of time, love.  I know how much you liked Justinian.  We all did.”
“It’s alright,” Valarius reaffirmed, his shy smile growing brighter.
Cassandra felt the love for her son rush over her, bringing warmth.  She straightened his hair and kissed his cheek, all the while matching his smile.
“Come on, let’s go find your brother,” Cassandra laughed and stood up.  “I’m sure he’ll be happy to know that he’s not in as much trouble as he thinks.”
Syrach felt disoriented, but content that the crises had been averted.  He left the room in a flourish, the question of Tyrian’s state still nagging at him.  He made sure to flash a token smile at his wife as he moved past her and fled from the room.
Cassandra’s puzzled expression turned to one of concern when she realized that Valarius wasn’t behind her.  She turned at the doorway and saw that he hadn’t moved.  He stood in a very adult-looking stance, arms behind his back, feet set firmly in place.  He seemed to be contemplating something on the wall behind the throne.
“Valarius, aren’t you coming with us?”
“Yes.  I’ll be there in a minute.  I just want to be alone right now.”
Cassandra frowned.  Her son had slipped into one of his melancholy moods again, and she knew that there was little she could do about it.  Given enough solitude, he would return to his usual cheerful self, but Cassandra wondered how someone so young could be so burdened by thought.  Perhaps it was the curse of all intelligent children.
“Alright, Valarius.  We’ll be downstairs.  Don’t stay in here too long, alright?”
Cassandra waited for some acknowledgment, but none came.  She smiled grimly and then left to find her other son.

***

Valarius couldn’t recall a time when he felt so alone.  He knew for a fact that his father was lying to him about Justinian, but something else frightened him even more.  He knew that Syrach held the key to an entire vault of secrets, secrets that had the potential to fester under a dirty dressing of lies.  The forces that kept this key out of reach were great and terrifying.  What dark powers could make a father lie to his own son?  Syrach felt like a stranger to him now.
The young man continued to study the only thing preventing him from falling to the floor in fit of tears.  Hanging from the center column behind the throne was the crimson banner.  In the center field of white were the Triple Swords, each representing one of the three Houses of Galadria: the Darian, Syrach, Madrigal merchant alliance.  It was also said that each sword represented that which was needed to survive and prosper in life.
Strength, Wisdom, and Courage.
After today, Valarius knew that this banner was all he had left to hold onto.

The DeathQuest Saga: Brother's Keeper (Volume 1)
 




 

Friday, May 27, 2011

The Not-So-Easy Part

Hello, Persevering Purveyors of Prose!

I finished a rough draft of the first book of  "Brother's Keeper" when I was still at Sears back in the late Nineties.  When I came to this natural stop, I picked up the manuscript, straightened the pages and then  stared at it for while.  What to do now?

"You should bring it to the Nova Scotia Writer's Federation!" someone at work enthused.  "I'm sure someone there would be willing to help out an emerging writer!"

I gamely took my little embryonic tome down to their offices, which used to be in a high rise on Barrington Street in Halifax (I understand that they're now in a well-appointed suite in the Seaport Market area next to Pier 21).  I remember taking the elevator up to their floor, going inside the office and speaking to a put-upon secretary.

"Hi!   I've written the first third of a book and I was wondering if I someone might be available to to go over it with me and possibly give me some feedback and advice."

She gave me a once-over as if I was about to start acting out parts of the book with sock puppets.

"Yeah, just take a seat for a moment and I'll see if someone's available to speak to you," she replied absently.

About twenty minutes later I met with a gentlemen who sat me down at an expansive desk and then took a seat in the opposite chair.  Now, at the time I was still just a skinny, shy, nervous kid and I really didn't have a lot of what might be called "presence".  Or "confidence".  Or "self-esteem".  So, when this guy smiled at me it seemed totally disingenuous as if he was barely concealing the thought: 'Well, let's hear what this twerp has to say!  It could be hysterical!'

"So, what can I help you with?" he asked, looking vaguely like the Cheshire Cat.

"I...um...I wrote the first third of this book and I was wondering if someone could take a look at it and maybe give me some feedback or advice?"

"You said it's not finished?" he interjected.

"Well, yes.  I've got about two-hundred pages done..."

"Finish it first," he said abruptly.

"Um, okay," I stammered. "But I was kinda hoping that someone could read it and tell me if I'm on the right path and give me some kind of assurance that I'm not wasting my time here.  Maybe offer a bit of guidance..."

"No one is going to read it until it's finished," he barked, knitting his hands behind his head and leaning back in his chair.  "Finish it and bring it back when you're done."

"But, you see, that's just the point: I don't know if I ever will finish it," I railed.

"You will," replied the literary sensei.  "If you're motivated enough to write two-hundred pages, then you're  motivated enough to finish it."

Looking back, this was actually some pretty good (if not completely stone-cold) advice.

"Oh...okay," I managed, wriggling in my chair like a suspect trapped in an interrogation room with a busted security camera and only Vic Mackey for company.

"When I've got the book done, then can someone look at it?"

"Yes," replied the adviser.  "We can have one of our in-house published authors take a look at it.  Their rates are actually quite fair: $100.00 for the first two-hundred pages and then two dollar for each additional page beyond that."

I distinctly remember almost choking on my gum at that point.  The really weird thing is that I wasn't chewing any gum at the time.

"Oh, wow, really?  Yes, yes that's quite...um quite fair," I stammered.  I stood up and began to gather up my things like a madwoman in an attic.

For the first time, the Federation Commander finally started to betray a hint of concern that he'd said something wrong.

"Let me assure you that their services are invaluable.  Our stable of published writers will go over your manuscript with a fine tooth comb.  They'll root out spelling, grammatical, continuity and formatting errors.  They'll critique your characterizations, dialogue and plot.  It's quite extensive..."

"Yes,"  I said, leaning over the desk to repossess my ream-shaped baby, which was now sitting  uncomfortably close to the tin-plated Junta leader seated across from me.  "I'm sure it is.  Thank you...thank you for your time."

As I fled the office I could hear him calling after me:

"Good luck and happy writing!"

I clutched my book to my chest as I descended back down to ground level in the elevator.  Just when my fellow passengers in the lift were about to pat me down for nitroglycerin pills, the door opened and I hurried outside.

I couldn't believe it.  This "Federation" wasn't about fostering new local literary talent at all!  All it seemed to exist for was to act as a cottage industry for already-published authors.

So, after ten plus years, I never did go back to the Writers Federation of Nova Scotia.  Maybe it's changed.  Maybe it's better now.  I don't know, but my brief experience there really left a sour taste in my mouth. 

I went back home that day feeling quite depressed.

But not three days later I started work on Book II.  

EPIC   My Dad sends me emails periodically from the Writer's Alliance of Newfoundland.  Now these guys really seem to know the meaning of support and encouragement:   

http://wanl.ca/

FAIL   Sci-Fi author A.C. Crispin exposes the bloodsuckers in the industry:

http://www.sfwa.org/2005/01/excuse-me-how-much-did-it-cost-you/

Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Easy Part

And a Kind Greeting To You, Incessant Reader!

Last time I talked about the initial spark that inspired me to write my first novel.  Little did I know that my initial approach to tackling the book put me in direct opposition with the greatest contemporary author of horror, suspense, fantasy and sci-fi....none other then Stephen King.

I wouldn't know it until years later, but Stephen would have chastised me for my initial approach.  Before I began to write in earnest, I sat down and meticulously plotted out every single chapter of my book right down to the very end.

Years later, after I'd finished the first draft of my book I read the following passage in King's amazing memoir On Writing:


"I won't try and convince you that I've never plotted any more then I'd try to convince you that I've never told a lie, but I do both as infrequently as possible.  I distrust plot for two reasons: first, because our lives are largely plotless...and second, because I believe plotting and the spontaneity of real creation aren't possible."   

Well, this might be all well and good when King produces a situational book like The Shining or Misery (two genre masterpieces, BTW) but as a voracious reader of his, it was also easy for me to detect when this anti-plotting stance failed him, resulting in the literary equivalent of being painted into a corner in the end.  Anyone who's ever read the novel IT likely knows what I'm talking about.  Here's an actual transcript of my thoughts in reaction to that book's finale: 

"Wow, I'm really digging this book.  I love the characters, I love the flashbacks to the 50's with them as kids.  That friggin' clown is totally creeping me out.  Oh, wait...it's not a creepy clown after all it's actually some kind of a...a giant...wow...really?  Um, okay.  Okay, sure, we'll go with that.  I guess.  But, oh yikes, now the kids are all lost underground and starting to freak out, I wonder what King's gonna do to get them out of...*Whoa!*  Really?  She's doing that? Really?!  With all the boys?  Yikes!  Man, I wish there were girls that accommodating to boys without self-esteem back when I was hittin' puberty!  Cripes!"    
  
Actually, in spite of IT's lame ending,  I actually totally agree with him.  If I was writing some slice-o'-life novel, like my own Atlantic Canadian version of James Joyce's Ulysses, I certainly would have taken the "plotless" tact.  But I'm sure that even Mr. King would have to admit that a certain amount of mercurial navigation would be required for what amounts to a fantasy love letter to classic works of tragedy such as Oedipus Rex or MacBeth.  After all, since so many of those classic plays feel like an inexorable march towards certain doom I really wanted my hapless readers screaming at the page "ABORT!  ABORT!  ICEBERG 'ROIT AHEAD!"  

So, before I sat down to write any new segment, I would start with a one-line synopsis such as:  "Justinian Gets Sacked", "Tyranis Seeks Fafnir", "Valarius Confronts Couris" or "Tyrian En Route To Darkfrost".  As such, I tackled each new chapter like the equivalent of your Language Teacher giving you a milquetoast topic like "What I Did Last Summer" except that instead of detailing my family's boring trip to Rainbow Valley, I could make all kinds of crazy shit up!

Now, that's not to say that I kept my characters confined within the restrictive rubber walls of these one-line playpens..oh, no.  They were more then free to run riot within the chapter, often spawning more one-line sequels just from their actions alone.

This is best typified by the so-called villains of the piece, the Rogue Pirates.  In the realm of Brother's Keeper, this notorious organization is born when an angry young war veteran named Tyranis gathers a pack of unemployed ruffians together to attack his adoptive home Norrvik while it sits virtually defenseless.  He organizes and leads the sneak attack for two reasons: first...to seek revenge for the loss of his father who died at the hands of Northerners and second...to raid the town's prodigious coffers.

Amidst all the treachery, betrayal, loss of life and virtual destruction of the town, Tyranis has no qualms about robbing everything of value and exiting stage left.  Then something weird happens: in an action of either mercy or guilt, Tyranis spares the women and children of Norrvik!  Not exactly the actions of a vicious, bloodthirsty pirate, eh?

Years later we come to realize that despite how nasty the initial raid might have been, Tyranis really isn't that evil.  He just came up with what he thought was a good (though selfish) idea and followed through on it.  Problem is, he now finds himself at the helm of a truly nasty bunch of professional criminals.

To make sure readers could get a feel for this, I made the decision early on to allocate almost as much face time to the antagonists as I did to the protagonists.  These two concurrent story lines alternate back and forth until both factions meet at the end for the inevitable war of attrition.

I was amazed by how readily these characters came to life: how they began to breathe, speak and do things for themselves.  Valarius goes from milksop to master of his own destiny to someone slightly unhinged.  Tyrian, like many ne'er-do-well kids who think they know everything, begins to realize that he's not so bad-ass after all.  Syrach, their father, spirals down from nominal leader to a mental train wreck after he looses track of his exponential pack of lies.  Their mother, Cassandra, initially seen as a dizzy stereotype, rises to the occasion when her husband falters.

I also had to immediately make the call as to how these characters would speak to one another.  The producers of the recent movie Thor must have had the same thoughts I had on the matter: no-one on earth will possibly relate to characters pontificating in Olde English medieval-speak.  As such, the characters in my novel speak quite informally but nowhere close to the conversational nadir that was on display in such dreck as The Adventures of Sinbad T.V. show from the late Nineties.  Sin-BAD, indeed.

In fact, I took great pains to give all of my characters their own unique voices.  Older characters such as Syrach, Fafnir and Urland speak in reserved tones when compared to younger characters and Valarius and Tyrian as kids.  Here are a few examples:

Tyranis (To Fafnir): “Obey me, old man, or I’ll split you open and smear your carcass across this deck!”

Tyrian (shaking a textbook in his brother's face): “Val, how many times do I hafta tell you these things?  You’re playing right into Syrach’s hands.  I know you better than that; you’ve got less interest in this than I do!”

Calvin (noting Fafnir's prominent absence): “He said he had pressing matters to attend to, but if you ask me, he has more brains than all of us put together.”

Valarius: (addressing a hostile heckler in enemy territory) “I am heir to the House of Aligheri, you ill-bred dog!  Now take me to Couris before I imprint this ring’s crest between your beady eyes!"

Fafnir (to Tyranis) "“I’m sick and tired of watching children steal from the bodies of unarmed merchants.  I hate this coward’s enterprise we’ve fallen into and I don’t want any part of it anymore.”

Gideon (chastising Syrach for lamenting only his own son's battlefield injuries) "Every man that died out there was someone’s son.”

Cassandra (to a recovering Valarius):  "Now that you’re getting better, you and I are going to have a little talk.  I’ve been nice to you so far because I’ve been worried but now that I know you’re going to be alright, I’m thinking about turning you over my knee and giving you a good beating!”

Now some may argue that the dialogue is a bit too informal, but my reasoning is that everything you're reading here is a translation of some language.  Since folks have a tendency to speak very informally with one another in their native tongues (with colloquialisms thrown in like the conversational equivalent of "Mrs. Dash"), this is eventually what comes though in my "interpretation".

One thing that Stephen King and I really do see eye-to-eye on is description.  After reading Sir. Walter Scott's Ivanhoe I always promised myself that I'd never subject a reader to the sort of anal-retentive color commentary that Scott was notorious for:

"His dress was a tunic of forest green, furred at the throat and cuffs with what was called minever - a kind of fur inferior in quality to ermine, and formed, it is believed, of the skin of the grey squirrel."

I won't bore you with the rest, but just suffice to say that Scott book-ends this with endless, gratuitous details about this character's temperament, stature, body type, facial features, hair, as well as every aspect of his wardrobe right down to his golden-clasped sandals.  I mean, c'mon, dude!  Give our flabby imaginations a chance to fill in the blanks!

As Stephen King wisely observes: "I find wardrobe inventory particularly irritating; if I want to read descriptions of clothes I can always get a J. Crew catalog."

I prefer just a few quick impressionistic brush strokes which affords the reader just enough clay to mould the image in their own, unique mind's eye:

"Calvin, on the other hand, was in his forty-third year and his prime was slipping behind him.  His once thick blonde mane was thinning badly, leaving his fuzzy crown gleaming in the light.  His lean, ferret-like frame was beginning to paunch, showing mostly in his face and mid-section.  Too many years of carousing, driven by coffers that knew no bottom made Calvin besotted before his time."   

And yes, then there's the ending.  Given my inspirations, the finale of the book was never in question.  Nevertheless, it was very difficult for me to pull the trigger since I knew it would likely alienate some readers who were vainly hoping for some sort of network dramedy eleventh hour miracle.  But the novel's original ending has always been what it is and, frankly, if I'd altered it in any way it just wouldn't have been true to the story, the characters or myself.   It would have been like Old Yeller, minus the inevitable double-tap. 

When the first draft of Brother's Keeper was completed I set it aside and let it go to fallow for a bit.  It's during this time that I read Stephen King's memoir about his life's work.  Despite being at loggerheads with him RE: meticulous plotting, I was actually kinda relieved to find out that I was already doing a lot of things he was suggesting.  

But I still had a lot of work to do. 

Next time out: the editing process can sometime be cruel, but after subjecting myself to it's cold auspices, I now consider it to be cathartic and liberating.  Stay tuned, kiddies: lots more tips and tricks I learned from Stephen King (and my own nominal experience) in the next entry!

EPIC:  MUST-KEEP-FLOGGING-BOOK...!
       













FAIL: I'm really, really hoping these are fake but, sadly, they probably aren't...

http://dailyblowhole.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/worst-romance-novel-quotes-ever/

MONDO FAIL  Ah, Zen Gesner, where are you now, you blow-dried pretty boy?  Cripes, he's about as Arabic- looking as Steve Buscemi...

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Genesis

Greetings and Salutations, Loyal Literary Loiterers!

"The warship Midgard plowed through the frigid, churning sea towards her quarry: the hamlet of Norrvik.  The distant village lay nestled around a narrow, mist-shrouded harbor of barren stone.  Jagged, ice-covered cliffs shouldered the small town, sheltering its inhabitants from the killing winds.  Sparse vegetation dotted the cruel terrain, while small wind-stunted trees stood twisted towards the sky.  Despite the howling wind and blinding sleet, one could still determine the conspicuous absence of Norrvik’s proud fleet."

So begins the first paragraph of my first, full-length novel: a paragraph that's been in existence for about half of my lifetime.  Frankly, if I was still twenty years old, that really wouldn't be very impressive, but considering that I'm now ten years beyond the point of euthanasia in the world of Logan's Run, that's a long friggin' time. 

When I wrote this first passage back in High School I could scarcely conceive of where it would ultimately lead me.  If I could hop into a time machine and go back to tell Young Dave that these words (and a host of others) would one-day see physical incarnation in the form of a paperback book, the reaction wouldn't be pretty.  In fact, I'm convinced that my extra-scrawny self with the port-hole-sized spectacles would have told Future Dave in no uncertain terms to stick my wild claims "where Paddy stuck the dough-ball".

And yet, here we are.  What was the germ of inspiration that resulted in me writing a five-hundred page novel?  What was it like to craft all those imaginary people, the world they inhabit, and their dialogue?  What was it like to guide this Rogues Gallery of characters through a plot that only ended when it ended?  After this initial paragraph was scribbled down on loose leaf, why did it take so damned long to finish it?

Cripes, those are a lot of questions.  Go 'way, willya?  Can't you see that I'm tryin' to watch Terry Jones' Medieval Lives in peace here? 

Okay, okay...I'll talk!  Just stop starin' at me like that, it's friggin' creepy.

For the purpose of ensuring a reasonable amount of brevity, let's just start from the beginning.  Where did the idea for the book come from in the first place?  Now, I'm not talking about the book's influences, since I've already documented that as nauseum right here.  No, I want to explain where the germ of the idea sprang from and how it seemed natural to spin it into a full-length novel.

Brother's Keeper is the first volume in a potential nine book, three-volume, arc.  The first (totally self-contained) volume introduces readers to the characters of Valarius and Tyrian, two brothers who are born into a life of inherited privilege as sons of the High Governor of Galadria, a fictional nation that resembles Medieval Italy.  As sweet as this "jackpot-by-birth" seems to be at face value, the two brothers are restless, bored and also harbor serious trepidations about the Machiavellian dealings that their father must engage in to retain his power.

This leads the elder son Valarius to turn his back on his inheritance in lieu of pursuing a life of unnecessary and potentially deadly hardship as a warrior.  As a wannabe pretender to the throne and official Black Sheep of the family, Tyrian goes one step further by falling in with a pack of hardened, notorious pirates.

Okay, so where the hell did that all come from?  I don't have any siblings, my Dad isn't a wealthy governor and I'm about as Italian as John Lithgow.

Well, as I've documented in previous posts (handy-dandy link provided right here) as a kid I was a huge fan of fantasy stories and role-playing games in particular.  The great thing about hobbies like this is that it practically forces your imagination to percolate.  Not only do you start making up characters, you start thinking about who these characters are, where they came from and what their motivations are.

Also, as an only child, I've always unconsciously wanted a sibling.  In a way it's kind of a shame that my parents had me and were then forced to declare: "Well, there you go, total perfection on our first try!  Not bad!  No sense having another one since it's just gonna end up feeling inferior  in comparison..."










What?

Regardless of whatever my parent's reasoning was for not breeding again ("Eeeeeeewww."), a part of me has always wondered what it would be like to have a sister or brother.  As if my folks sensed this, somehow, I was very privileged as a kid to have my younger cousin Jason live with us for awhile. Although there's no specific reference to this in the book, that priceless experience certainly helped me to reproduce the sort of unique sibling rivalry and banter that Valarius and Tyrian often exhibit.

By the way, any writer that tries to tell you that their characters aren't a reflection of themselves is either lying or embarrassed by what their creations reveal.  Even if it isn't a conscious decision, I really believe that our opinions, experiences and dispositions just naturally bleed into our creations through a process of passive osmosis.  As I told someone in an email recently, personal strife usually translates into passion and passion typically equates good art.          

So, as much as I try to pass Tyrian and Valarius off as two separate and fictional entities, the real truth is that both of them are actually, to a certain extent, me.  At first Valarius is shy, socially awkward and retiring and Tyrian hides his lack of self-worth with brash, bravado and self-fulfilling failure.  Despite these flaws, both of them have strong passions and unwavering convictions to pursue their own unique ways in the world.  As their wild surroundings and uncontrollable circumstances begin to have an effect on them, the two brothers experience a transitional arc in their personalities that I believe all of us must endure.

Although my Dad could never be perceived as vastly wealthy, he was very successful doing his own rebellious thing as a visual artist.  So much so that everyone I spoke to as a kid would ask me: "Sooooo, do you paint or draw as well?" as if they were obsessed with proving their hypothesis about creative genetic inheritance.  Yes, I dabbled with both those things in the past, but it was almost a disappointment to people when I told them that I liked to write instead.

So I suppose a compelling case could be made that when Valarius and Tyrian turn their backs on expectations just for the sake of doing something stupid, this is actually a metaphor for my desire to pursue something creative, impractical, and outside of my artistic pedigree.



I know!  Deep, huh?

And this brings me to how I was able to write this book to completion.  By the time I'd mapped out the back-story of these two disparate siblings, I was staring at the framework of a pretty elaborate little yarn.  Something that incorporated tidbits of my own unique experience set filtered through the framework of the fantasy novels and Greek/Shakespearean tragedies I was ravenously devouring at the time.

But, ultimately I wrote it because it was the kind of book that I wanted someone else to write so I  could  read it!  I didn't think that such an animal existed: a fantasy novel that spoke to the universal human experience.  In fact, if I had a dime for every fantasy novel I've started to read and then abandoned just because it had nothing going on thematically or any modern relevance...well, let's see...I'd have about four or five dimes...      

Now, I don't want to completely spell out all the themes of the novel, what fun would that be?  People are more then free to enjoy the book's many pitch battles, family dramas and historic details on a completely superficial level and go no further.  That's fine by me.  But the really diligent reader who likes to prospect for hidden meanings and subtext will have a veritable field day with each re-visitation.

In my next entry I'll go deeper into the nuts and bolts of writing of the book.  I'll try and talk about how I managed to eke out the time, how I plotted the thing, and how the characters magically came alive and often stubbornly refused to do what I told them to do.  I'll also talk about how navigating through a full-length novel improves your skills as a writer and how the initially painful process of self-editing can be totally liberating.

Until then, Happy Reading, folks!  .

EPIC (If only due to my Dad's amazing artwork):

The DeathQuest Saga: Brother's Keeper (Volume 1)


EPIC VIEWING:  I'm an easy mark for this series, which features Monty Python alum Terry Jones.  Terry's a devout medieval historian who has a blast exploding myths about the Middle Ages while consistently bringing the funny:

Terry Jones' Medieval Lives


FAIL:  What I didn't want the cover to look like...

http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/

Thursday, May 5, 2011

♪ ♫ Ding! Dong! The Witch Is Dead! ♪ ♫ But Which Witch?

Greetings, Vigilant Viewers at the Vanguard!

Well, the world is all abuzz with the news that Al-Qaeda mastermind Osama Bin Laden was gunned down in his phat, palatial Pakistani mansion on Sunday.  Ever since that happened we've been treated to Tom Clancy-flavored press conferences,  jubilant celebrations, approval rating bumps, and groups of drunken frat-boys screaming "USA!  USA!" as if they're at an 80's era WWF wrestling match featuring Hulk Hogan vs. The Iron Sheik.

There's also a small but vocal outcry from a passionate and vigilant segment of the population that believes that Bin Laden actually died ages ago or more to the point, he ain't dead at all.

And frankly, they do have a bit of ammo to work with.  We've been told that there's now no impending video or photos and the body itself was dumped quicker then a 7-2 off suit in a game of Texas Hold 'Em.

So, almost appropriately, Osama Bin Laden's death is now cloaked in as much secrecy as his life.  With the assumption that the mainstream media might not be telling us everything about this boogyman-like character, what follows is:

DAVE'S TOP TEN THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "HMMMMMMM..." ABOUT OSAMA BIN LADEN:

(1) He was never indicted for the 9/11 attacks even though both the Bush and Obama administration keep pushing the two of them together like grade school kids at a Spring Formal dance...



(2) On the day of 9/11, the mainstream media told all of us, in no uncertain terms, who we should be blaming: a billionaire genius who hates us, lives underground and used to work for the good guys until he learned all of their secrets and switched over to the Dark Side.  A man that they often come close to capturing but always mysteriously gets away and leaves behind a threatening tape!   To paraphrase Joe Rogan, it's like an 'effin comic book, people!

Wow, can you think of a more appropriate James Bond/Ernst Stavro Blofeld type of character to blame for the epic super villainry that was 9/11?



As a corollory for #1, it's interesting to note that at the end of this vid even "Tricky" Dick Cheney himself says that "we've never made the case or argued the case that somehow Osama Bin Ladin was directly involved in 9/11.  That evidence has never been forthcoming."   Really?  Then who told the media to finger him constantly after 9/11 and, more importantly, why?

He also inexplicably keeps getting mixed up with another recently-deceased Middle Eastern boogyman:



(3)  We've all heard rumors about Bin Laden being trained and funded by the C.I.A. to oppose the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, but how many of us know that this relationship indirectly goes back a lot further then we originally thought?  In this segment we learn that Jimmy Carter's National Security Advisor (and current Obama Foreign Policy Advisor) Zbigniew Brzezinski worked with Bin Ladin and Al Qaeda predecessors the Mujahideen as early as 1979 to try and goad the Russians into a Vietnam-type scenario.



(4) The previous vid actually touches on this a bit at the end, but here's more about how the very term "Al-Qaeda" is actually an American construct:



(5) To take things one step further, if it's a proven fact that Bin Laden worked in close conjunction with the C.I.A., is it completely outside the realm of posibility that he and his cronies were card-carrying operatives at one point?



In fact, these young Pakistanis seemed to be totally convinced:



(6)  His identity in the so-called 9/11 "confession video" released by the C.I.A. is still seriously dodgy, IMHO...




http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/osamatape.html





Look, I understand what poor video quality and a screwed up aspect ratio does to an image, but I gotta say, the dude in this video bears as much of a similarity to the real Bin Laden as Ryan Seacrest does to James Earl Jones.

Hell, even his own son doesn't think it's him...



(7)  Then there are reports of Bin Laden being treated at an American military hospital as late as July 2001:  (WTF?!?!)



(8) That he toured around the United States under the alias of  "Tim Osmond"?   Jesus, didn't he play second base for the Orioles around that same time?



(9) That a slew of people thought he was already dead a long time ago:









(10) His death seems to be cloaked in as much mystery as his life. It's only been a few days and there's already enough discrepancies to feed conspiracy theories for years:



Also interesting to note about that last clip, the date of 2001 keeps coming up over and over again relating to Bin Laden's death.  This time his will is actually referenced!

When this story first broke, President Obama said he'd provide conclusive evidence that Bin Laden was dead. Now they've pulled back on that promise:



Human shields vs. no human shields? Unarmed or not?  My tax return this year was less confusing...



And why was his body dumped so quickly in the first place and in such a conclusive manner?  Since he's the modern age's equivalent of Adolph Hitler, wouldn't it have made more sense for the Americans to lord over his death in no uncertain terms before doing so?



Look here, folks, I honestly don't know what all of this adds up to, if anything.  But I have a sneaking suspicion that, like me, you may have had a gut reaction to this story which told you "something here just don't add up".  I'm not a Politcal Scientist, but when taken together, the connotations for all of this stuff is pretty unnerving...

The older I get the more I've trust my intuition.  I'm sure the official story is spot on, but if just a cursory search through alternative media reveals all these oddities and discrepancies then it's only gonna get worse.  Photos, video, DNA results and total, concrete evidence needs to be released as soon as possible or what you see here is just the tip of the iceberg.

What I do know for sure is that we need to unplug ourselves from the pablum IV drip of mindless entertainment and ready-to-pop Infobitz that mainstream media tends to feed us.  Should we blissfully swallow everything we're told and just assume that there is no shades of grey to the story?  Of course not.

We need to be vigilant, nosy, and willing to put everything we're told under scrutiny.

After all, as historian Howard Zinn once said: "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism."

EPIC  Joe Rogan neatly sums up for me just how ludicrous all of this is:



FAIL  "Osama"..."Obama"...whatever!


SADLY, A MORE TRAGIC FAIL:

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

He's Evil, I Tells Ya! EEEEEEE-Vil!

 
Greetings, Pugnacious Political Pundits!

Have you ever felt like the guy that designed the Titanic?  When that fateful iceberg scraped the starboard side of the great vessel the dude that built the thing knew right away that all of the compartments were compromised.  Instantly he just knew the ship was gonna sink.  When he went about breaking this news to folks, they reacted in different ways.  A small segment of people were paralyzed like well-attired deer in headlights.  Another tiny group immediately panicked.  But the lion's share of those passengers wrote the warning off as the ravings of an alarmist asshole and then went right back to smoking cigars and sipping brandy.

Well, politically here in Canada, I fear that there's a big ole' iceberg "roit ahead" and only a few people can see it let alone grasp its ramifications (pun intended).  But I'm convinced that if we hit this frosty behemoth we're all gonna go down faster then a groupie at a Buckcherry concert.

Of course I'm referring to the May 2'nd election.  Now, if challenged, I would normally confess that this farce we're all going to engage in will likely have all the societal impact of an episode of Blue's Clues but this time out I really do believe that electing the lesser of several evils is particularly clutch.

Now, before I go any further, a few disclaimers are in order.  First, this isn't a blatantly partisan political diatribe.  I'm very inclined towards independent research.  I've checked out everything I'm about to present and, frankly, I don't want people to arbitrarily believe these claims without doing some of their own digging.  In fact I'm begging you to prove me wrong!

Also please know that I've voted for every political party under the sun and I'm definitely not slavishly devoted to any of them.  The American concept of a "registered voter" is repugnant to me.  In fact, if didn't think it was as unlikely as Carlos Mencia writing an original joke, I'd spend this entire blog post trying to convince people that we should all vote for independent candidates.  But, hey, I'm a realist.

In fact, as soon as I had the legal capacity to vote, the first ballot I ever cast was for Brian Mulrooney's Progressive Conservatives.  Why?  Because prior to that I'd been brainwashed by all my teachers that FREE TRADE IS GOOD.  Plus I was also kind of a stupid, know-everything, conservative d-bag back then who was iffy on gay rights, supported the notion of capitol punishment and humored the completely ludicrous concept that the state can control what women can do with their own bodies.  But then I went to university, read stuff and became passably intelligent.

I'm hoping that confession is a truism for everyone.  When confronted with new information, will it give you pause for thought and re-consideration? Or will you vote the same old way you always have just because yer daddy, grand-daddy and grand-pappy were always "true blue"?

So, yes, there you go, in the past I've voted for an asshat like Brian Mulrooney.  I wish I could take it back, but I can't.  See what happens when you're young, stupid and uninformed?  Hell, in retrospect, I think I was better advised when I cast a protest vote for the Yogic Flier Party in 1993 (Google it, kiddies!).

Because we seem to have absolutely no muck-raking, Lois Lane style old skool nosy independent journalists left in North America anymore (not to mention a head of state that refuses to answer more than four questions per photo op), we've entered into a very dark time in politics.  Never in my worst nightmares did I ever expect to see political chicanery this cheap north of the 49'th parallel.

Look at what we've stooped to: tasteless attack ads, partisan divides, finger-pointing, white washing of real issues, fear, censorship, doublespeak, and outright lies have all infiltrated our political process.  Now, I'm not saying Canadian politics has always smelled daisy-fresh, but in my lifetime I've seen these extreme and decidedly American tendencies continue to infiltrate our landscape.

Any why?  I believe it's mainly because one slick, subtle and unquestionably devious politician is positively terrified that if we get so much as a lingering glance into his closet we'll find more bones then what's currently housed in the Catacombs of Paris.

If the mainstream media hadn't been systematically gutted and defanged (particularly over the past ten years or so), I'm confident that we'd be more informed about such things.  So, since we can't rely on the real watchdogs to wake up and start barking, I feel I must do my duty, however penny ante, to drag the carcasses out of the closets and rub our collective noses in a dose of reality.
       
Seriously, would you actually vote for a guy who...

(1) Actually said something so patently offensive regarding the supposed "sanctity of marriage"?
    (2)   Has such a shameful record of women's rights?

    http://rabble.ca/columnists/2010/02/harper-runs-roughshod-over-womens-rights



    (3)  Keeps insisting that he'll preserve a woman's right to choose, but his actions speak louder then words?

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canadavotes2011/story/2011/04/20/cv-election-planned-parenthood.html

    (4) Harbors some pretty wingnutty, George Bush-esque  religious beliefs? 

    http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/thesearch/archive/2008/09/10/why-stephen-harper-keeps-his-evangelicalism-very-private.aspx

    (5) Flip-flops and then then doesn't share his real, duplicitous reasons for keeping Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan?



    Not to mention the shameful stuff he does to veterans?



    (6)  Displays utter contempt for Parliament? 

    Not to mention contempt for the people he supposedly represents?



    Or just tries to shut it down when tough questions start to fly (such as what happens to Afghan detainees?)

    (7) Has such woefully inadequate environmental practices?



    Or offers huge subsidies for big oil to inefficiently strip-mine parts of Alberta?

    http://sowhatdidimiss.blogspot.com/2011/04/no-34-harpers-subsidies-to-tar-sands.html

    (8)  Is okay with such batshit insane spending that you can't help to think about ulterior motives?



    Wants to build more American-style mega-prisons even all they seem to do is make criminals more hardened?



    (9) Is able to sleep at night by convincing himself that big corporations will share it's generous tax breaks with it's workers? A guy who seems to believe that trickle-down economics actually works?

    (10) A guy who would employ a clown like John "Cujo" Baird:



    (11) Or the seemingly oblivious Bev Ota?



    (12) A guy who's done the single scariest thing any Canadian Prime Minister has ever done: arrest and illegally detain a thousand peaceful protesters during the G20 summit?

    (13) Who doles out taxpayer money to preferential ridings only to surreptitiously write it off as G8 "improvements":

    (14)  Who keeps referring to his administration as THE HARPER GOVERNMENT.  Actually, no, it's still the Canadian government, you tin-plated ego-maniacal f#@$-knuckle. 

    One of Rick Mercer's trademark rants perfectly encapsulated this one for me:



    A man who doesn't mind stocking the lobby of the House of Commons with grandiose and gratuitous self-portraiture:

    http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=9c6b53f6-f0a2-4eca-93bb-559023144731

    Or usurps honors normally reserved for the Queen and the Governor General?



    (15) Knows that the first step to a dictatorship is to muzzle the media?



    (16) Adopts joltingly tasteless American-style attack ads? Here's the Conservative's already in-born ironic attack ad they used against Paul Martin in 2006:



    And here's the same ad humorously re-tooled and feeling just as relevant:



    (17) Bars people from events and rallies just because they were in a photo with a political rival?

    (18) Who was proud to say: "Ordinary folks don't care about the arts."  Spoken by a clearly unimaginative, culturally bankrupt yahoo who's only idea of "the arts" is criminally mangling Beatles songs in public.

     http://www.thestar.com/FederalElection/article/504811

    (19)  Who has little regard for some of his fellow Canadians?  Does anyone remember this Harper?

    "There's unfortunately a view of too many people in Atlantic Canada that it's only through government favours that there's going to be economic progress." (Stephen Harper, Toronto Sun, May 31, 2002)

    Like that?  Here are a few more dillies:  http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/canada/Stephen-Harper.html

    (20)  Who takes creative license with election spending?  http://www2.macleans.ca/2011/03/01/federal-court-sides-with-elections-canada-in-dispute-with-conservatives/

    Seriously?  It only took one hyped up Liberal scandal to serve as Stephen Harper's Reichstag fire.  He used that to fuse his unpalatable Reform Party together with what was left of Mulrooney's devastated Conservatives to claw his way into power.  What will it take to sour the nation on these jackanapes? 

    Yes, I've voted PC before, but Harper's Conservatives aren't PC!  They're Alliance/Reform, which is the closest Canada has ever had to a friggin' fascist party!  Anybody remember those clowns?  Anyone remember how out-to-lunch Preston Manning and Stockwell Day seemed at the time?  Well, I hate to break it to ya, folks, but Harper has managed to hold onto his job not because he's that different from those two idiots, but because he's better at concealing his true, reptillian nature!

    Is there anyone left in the United States left who would be willing to claim that George W. Bush did a bang-up job?  No?  Well, honestly, if you scratch away at that "methinks thou dost protest too much" Canadian pin Harper is always wearing, you begin to realize that he's the closest we've ever come to installing a Neo-Con in office.  The fact that this country is poised to hand this freak a majority (despite most of the country voting against him) just terrifies the bejesus out of me.  



    Look, folks, I didn't want to do this entry and tell you who to vote for, I just wanted to give you some real food for thought as to why you shouldn't vote for THAT GUY.  I have no vested interest in whether he wins or looses.  But I know that most people are very, very busy with such things as day to day survival: trudging through fifty hour work weeks, trying to balance kids, bills and responsibilities.  I know that a lot of you have grown very jaded and apathetic about politics because you never see any positive change regardless of what organ donor is in office.

    But I've been very vigilant.  I've been doing my research.  I've been keeping a close eye on this motley crew in power right now.

    And frankly I think Rick Mercer summed it up best when he said "I have a hard time trusting a man who has the eyes of an alaskan malamute."


     Just think about it...

    EPIC  I'm tellin' ya, this guy is evil, Palpatine-style evil!




    EPIC LIST OF FAIL:

    http://rabble.ca/news/2011/01/ten-reasons-oppose-harper-candidate-your-riding

    EPIC SITE Which partially inspired this entry...

    http://shitharperdid.ca/

    PHOTOGRAPHIC PHAILS:  "The horror, the horror..."