Emblogification Capture Device

What happens when an imaginative kid finds himself in a series of creatively bankrupt jobs as an adult? What will he do when he's forced to grow up? "Emblogification Capture Device" is a humorous exploration of education, career, employment, lifestyle, politics and pop culture.

Friday, July 26, 2013

The High Price of Free News

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Greetings, Critical Thinkers. I've ranted about Metro "News" before , but I've seen some things in that rag over the ...
Sunday, July 7, 2013

"And He-e-e-e-e-e-re's The Pitch..."

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Greetings, Resplendent Readers! Please excuse the following blatantly-obvious marketing ploy: TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BUY THE...
Friday, June 28, 2013

"Toy Story III" : The Schwartz Will Be With Us...Always

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  Salutations, Star Warriors! In May of 1977, Star Wars impacted my childhood like an Imperial biker scout into an Endor tree.  I wa...
Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Whoever Said "Getting There Is Half The Fun" Is On Crack

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Felicitations, Fellow Fliers. Exactly one year after my trip to Miami , I had an opportunity to go on my second work-related sales conf...
Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Welcome To Miami!

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Hello, Heat-Seekers! All of the failure and frustration I went through in order to procure my identification  turned out to be well wor...
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Thursday, May 23, 2013

Do Not Passport "GO!", Do Not Collect Any New Experiences

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  Greetings, Red-Tape Wranglers! Since I'm not making a ton of money right now (read: any) I've cut back on acquiring a lot of ...
Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Don't Worry, You'll Fix It In Post

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Salutations, Subsequent Scribes! True story, Star Wars  almost killed its creator. Due to a constant onslaught of one crisis after an...
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